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Legend has it that in the early 19th century, whaling crews would often come upon killer whales that had died mysteriously from ghastly wounds to their bellies. It appeared as if the things had swallowed some evil wolverine or something...they were torn apart from the inside out. This mystery prevailed until crewmen aboard the ship "The Happy Harpooner" witnessed what they described as the "Gawdawfulest Thin I'd ever see'd!". An orca was on the surface writhing and wailing when, from its belly, in a burst of blood and guts, emerged the first Magenta Shark ever seen, it's gnarled teeth gnashing like some sort of hellish power tool. Not one of these crewmen ever went swimming in the ocean again. The Magenta Shark is probably the most confident, ruthless killer in the oceans of the world. It lives its life to kill, its motto seems to be "I'm friggin' Magenta dude! Beware my wrath!"
Legends spanning thousands of years tell the tale of mysterious beasts that lurk in our lakes, oceans and streams! Our fishing t-shirts carry on those legends because Gill McFinn himself had caught many of these magical fish. Our t-shirts worked as his trophies and proof of these fantastic fable fish! If you think you have what it takes to become a fishing legend and hook into these legendary fish then our funny fishing t-shirts are perfect for you.