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Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white and then, perhaps their teeth. Woe to the occasional ignorant raccoon hat stops by this pool for a drink or to wash its paws. The bottom of this pool is said to be littered with the bones of many beasts. And men. Legend has it that a Creole fisherman sold a bad bass to the great Marie Laveu at the local fish market causing her to spend Fat Tuesday locked in her outhouse. When she'd recovered, the voodoo priestess Laveu put a curse on that fisherman's favorite spot for eternity and now the Largemouth Zombie Bass forever lurk beneath its waters.
Legend and myth, fable and tale tell the incredible stories of elusive and mysterious fish in our lakes, oceans and streams! Our fishing t-shirts immortalize these legendary creatures for all anglers to aspire to catch one day. Our t-shirts act as trophies for anyone worthy enough to actually hook into one of these fabled fish. IF you think you are good enough then our funny fishing t-shirts will help you prove it!