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First hearing about this mythical fish from students who used its name as a fun alliteration game, Prof. McFinn began to research its possible existence. The Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie resembles a regular Muskie save for the strange whisker follicles on its upper lip that look like a mustache. After doing research and not finding anything notable, McFinn decided to take matters into his own hands and went fishing for the fish in lakes around Central America where it was last reported to have been caught. Armed with his trusty fishing pole and the legendary Marshall's Mad Minnow lure, which he believed to be perfect for a Mad Muskie, he skimmed every lake he could but, came up empty handed. After losing himself in a rage-fit and nearly breaking his pole, witnesses say it almost looked as if McFinn had gone mad. He used his new energy and casted one more time and hooked into something he hasn't felt before. He caught the Mad Mustachioed Muddled Muskie that day and claims that the fish itself is not the mad one but, the fisherman must be mad to catch one.
Gill McFinn's Fish Tales™ tell the stories of fantastic fish that are believed to lurk in the deepest, murkiest and most elusive parts of our lakes, streams and oceans. Our fishing tank tops were once used as trophies for the fishing masters who were able to hook into these fish. Our tank tops have residual skill and power leftover from these masterclass anglers so even amateurs can become fishing legends. We believe that these fish are out there and our funny fishing tank tops can help you catch these magical fish!