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High in the mountains of Southern Wyoming, one might come across a pond inhabited by the gorgeous yet dangerous Psychotropic Trout. Identified by it tie-dye like markings and its tendency to swim in concentric circles, this fish began appearing in mountain lakes and streams in the summer of 1969, following a series of high-mountain music festivals held by the Raspberry Porkchop, a psychedelic band known for its light shows and long, meandering instrumental numbers. The fish puts up no fight and can actually be plucked by hand from the crystal clear waters but is not the most desirable of eating fish. The flesh of this fish is infused with a strong hallucinogenic substance and must be ingested in very small amounts. Many fishermen have found themselves waking up in a treetop naked following an evening of wilderness revelry after foolishly dining on this relic of the 60s.
Do you think you are worthy of our fishing t-shirts? You must be a superior fisherman if you think you can actually hook into these fabled fish. Only the bravest, courageous and fanatical anglers can even dream of catching one of these legendary fish on our t-shirts. If you think you have what it takes to hook into these fantastical fish than our funny fishing t-shirts can be your proof!