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The Red Headed Screaming Snogfish is part of an English legend that most people in the U.K. have chosen to forget about. Once thriving in all English channels the Snogfish is among the rarest and endangered species in the U.K. The reason behind this starts with the strange shape of their mouths. Closely resembling a human’s mouth, many children began to dare each other to kiss the fish. Because the Snogfish would stay in relatively shallow water it was easy for the children to quickly net the fish. This game of kissing these fish became more of a ritual in British youth. To practice kissing, many kids would choose to snog the fish (then known only as a Red Headed Screamer) so when the time came to kiss another person they would be good at it. Little did they know that human saliva was very poisonous to the Snogfish and it is now a protected species. Incidentally, asking any Englishman about this legend will result in scoffs and threats.
So you think you're ready to become part of the almighty fishing legends. Our fishing tank tops are only meant for those most adept and experienced anglers who have the courage and desire to catch these legendary fish! Our tank tops are perfect for fisherman who eat, sleep and breathe adventure and will stop at nothing until they catch these fabled fish! Use our funny fishing tank tops as your trophy if you ever manage to hook into one of these mythical fish.