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Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese must instead wrestle the fish from the sea with their bare hands. Many a fisherman has drowned or suffered the bends for the love of the lips. Another defining feature of this incredible creature is its seemingly placid smile, mocking those who would attempt to tear it from its watery kingdom.;
Catching the fish immortalized in our Fish Tales™ line requires a skill not currently possessed by any angler! Our fishing tank tops are the everlasting trophies of fabled fish that only Gill McFinn was able to hook into! These tank tops can be used by any angler to possibly channel the spirit of Gill McFinn himself and absorb the power to catch these fabled fish! Do you think you have what it takes to wear our funny fishing tank tops?